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Poems and Ryhming Stories My Cat Thinks He Is A Lion Reader Star Rating: Robert James Parfett Childrens-Stories.net Terms of use: you may view online and freely print a single paper copy of the entire story page for your own personal domestic private use, individual qualified Teachers may also freely print additional paper copies for teaching purposes within their own educational establishment. Any other use is strictly prohibited without prior written consent by letter from us, please see the contact us button above. I have a cat who thinks he's a lion and he is extremely long But I don't know how to tell him this delusion can't go on He's definitely not a lion, I've never heard him roar. Though the other day he waited for me crouched behind the door In fact there are many things that often make me doubt Like the way he sometimes looks at me and tries to stare me out The meat that disappeared whilst defrosting on the side And the way he gobbled up the lot and smiled at me with pride. When he jumps up on the table he hangs over both ends. While his claws can tear through anything including closest friends I'm pretty sure he's not a lion, I'd notice don't you think? His favourite place to hide away is in the kitchen sink. A lion wouldn't fit in there, but then neither does he. Oh, I have a horrid feeling and now it's clear to see. I haven't got a cat at all though he is a furry feline. The creature living in my house REALLY IS A LION! If you enjoyed this story, there are many more in our collection, to register for more Free Stories please click below or click the Free Story Access button top left on this page. Click Here to Register for more Free Stories. Story Rating If you've already registered please rate this story below from your own point of view. Click one of the radio buttons next to a star below and then enter your registered email address. You can only rate each story once. Story star ratings shown (2 to 5 stars) are the average of all rating scores to date, these may not update immediately subject to browser and local cache settings, in some cases it may take a few hours. Thanks for your interest and happy reading. |