Christmas Limericks For Boys And Girls
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The North Pole is bustle and noise
As Santa and those he employs,
Prepare for the day
By loading the sleigh
With gifts for the good girls and boys.
From out of the bright starry dome
Your Santa descends to your home.
He's read what you wrote
In your 'Please Santa' note,
And your presents been packed by a gnome.
Santa is always so jolly,
He gets plenty of biscuits and lolly.
He has two big sacks,
One for toys, one for snacks.
When he returns the elves have such folly.
For Christmas, it's Barbies and Kens,
And bicycles, Game Boys, Light Pens,
But one Dad wrote a letter.
Told Santa he'd better
Deliver a Mercedes-Benz!
Once again it's that day of the year
When everyone wishes 'Good Cheer.'
It's been said many times
As all the bells chime
Merry Christmas to all you hold dear.
Christmas time is really quite near.
Just saw a sleigh and some reindeer,
With a jolly old gent
As he made his descent.
It's that magical time that we all hold so dear.
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