A Day In The Life Of A Toilet Brush
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I am a white toilet brush.
Especially for the idiots who forget to flush
I scrap from the toilet bowl the waste
I can not bear the terrible taste
I sit there for hours with nothing to do
Until a member of the family needs to loo
And with one move, of terrible aim
The mess begins, so untame!
And I get picked up and put in the ring,
(Not the one you use for "bling")
It's horrible, disgusting and mostly gross,
Afterwards I'm wet, dirty and morose.
My colour changes pure white to brown
On my face holds an upsetting frown.
I think of how nice it would be
If I didn't have to watch people pee.
But I am who I am at the end of the day
And my friend, the toilet, I can not betray.
For his job is just as bad as mine
Neither of them are at all fine!
Today's shift is over and done
Unfortunately I have to wait for another one!
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