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Sock It To Me
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No matter how I've often tried,
To wonder where these socks would hide,
I put them all in pairs, you see,
But, one still disappears on me.
This angers me beyond belief,
To think there is a tube-sock thief,
I put two in, but ONE comes out,
I get confused--there is no doubt.
My dryer must be too antique,
I'm tired of playing hide and seek,
Despicable, is how it goes,
To leave me with my frozen toes!
So listen up, you vengeful bloke,
This is a mean and spiteful joke,
So, if it comes to fisticuffs,
You've won the game—I've had Enough!!
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About Terry Fitterer
Terry is a long-standing poet and writer from Minnesota, USA. Her work is published in humor columns in newspapers, periodicals, children's magazines and humorous murder poems for Ellery Queen's Mystery Magazine.
Terry has also been a winner of The World Wide Poetry Contest. Poems for children come easy for her as she says "I am still a kid at heart!"
Here's a list of just some of Terry's stories which are rotated on this page one at a time and available to registered readers. The entire collection is available immediately to those registered for Unlimited Children's Stories (see Free Story Access above).
A Kids Halloween Ditty
A Seashore Once More
A Shadow Of A Doubt
Beneath The Cushions
But I Wanted Rollerblades
Meat Your Maker
My Aunt Sophie
No More Amour
The Disappering Tooth
The Story Of Scrooge
The Wish List
Tomatoes Are For Kids
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