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Meat Your Maker
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If I were a sandwich, just what would I be?
A Rueben, Torpedo, Bologna with Bree?
With garnish of Kosher and chips full of crunch,
Just read me last rites since I'm going to be lunch!
I want to be served in a blanket of rye,
With mayo and cheese and some blueberry pie,
So, relax and enjoy; have a seat in the shade,
Then flush down my crumbs with some sweet lemonade.
Oh, why was I chosen to have such a life?!
I'm sure it's the fault of your Turkey-Loaf wife;
I wanted the rye, but instead got the wheat,
Degrading, I say for some class Deli meat!
My fate is at noon, so I'll finish with this...
May your lunches be nothing but bad tuna fish!
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